RED AUGUST: DAY TWENTY FIVE “Red Sandy Beach”

I had a nice morning, Minnie Tonka my fellow Schlep Sister came over to rehears for our new act we’re doing for Kosher Chixxx.

Then I hung around the house and pretended to clean my room. Then I rehearsed a combination to teach at The School of Burlesque for Jo Boobs. I then went to teach, it was a really nice group and when I was teaching a burlesque stance one of the ladies who was pregnant held the bottom of her belly instead of putting her hands on her hips, it was just about the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!!

I then rushed home, threw my costume in a bag, slung it on my bike and rode to park slope for the Burlesque Alliance Bikini Blowout at Burlesque Beach. It was a sweet crowd, I did my sunburn act, it’s still a work in progress since I only have done it four times and one of those times was 3 years ago! It’s just a bummer to paint myself with red paint you know?
Here is a picture of me doing my sunburn act! Photo by Allen Lee

These are my favorite, Creamy Stevens has a hot tush, she is nominated for a Golden Pastie for the best bootie shaker and we can see why!! Also notice the red Nylons!!

Of course here’s the official pink photo of the day, gorgeous Precious Little, according to Nasty Canasta, Flamingos are pink because they eat so much shrimp!

And of course there are the red heels with black fishnets! Hot Legs Malone gives us something to look up to!! She did the scariest/funniest act I’ve seen in a long time!!

Then there was Kit Cat and Veronika Sweet, red, red lots of red!

In the end Bastard Keith came by to congratulate us for a job well done, and Delirium Tremens stuck out her tongue!